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me, stripping

no great story ever started with someone eating salad

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—	Megan O’Neill (via coolestdad)

my foot is tingling like the nerve……. FUCK

I AM LIT SO ANNOYED.

2minutedrill:

Second graders learn grammar by correcting tweets from NFL players.

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

growlithed:

this blog is

no gangnam style allowed

i just blocked and reported this person for religious persecution