Dreamer

sitting in the bathtub on tumblr at 1:30 am.

watching adventuretime

eating ramen with my hands

yeah being on my period sucks

microwavepizzaoven:

apparently not all black people respond when you call them p. diddy

me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
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hanksypanky:

name ten things that aren’t skrillex

when going to a friends' house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
lol the cat. and the sunglasses

lol the cat. and the sunglasses


wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch